Scared S#!tless

I like horror movies as much as (or more likely way more than) the next guy.

But when you're working late in the office on a day when there aren't usually many people around... Say hypothetically it's um... I don't know, give me a random day. What's today?... Okay, hypothetically a random Sunday.

Okay, say you're working late on a random Sunday, June 18, 2006, and you're in the bathroom. And most of the lights are off because it's hypothetically after 8pm, and they turn the lights off at 8.

Say hypothetically you're in my dark office bathroom five minutes ago, and you know you're alone in there because all of the stall doors are ajar, and the lights are off over the stalls.

Then one of the stall toilets flushes.

That would totally freak me out!

... hypothetically.