Cereal Killer

Say, hypothetically, someone opened a brand new box of Kellogg's cereal this morning, poured some into a bowl and added milk. In this person's normal routine, he/she eats breakfast first thing in the morning after waking up, and is therefore groggy, with eyes at half mast. This person also wears glasses in normal day-to-day life (work, driving, computer, movies, etc.), but doesn't need/wear them for breakfast.

After eating several (5 or 6) bites of cereal(!!!), the person notices a bunch (15-20) of little black floaties in the exposed white milk, which turn out to be little bugs. The person was thoroughly disgusted, and flushed the rest of the bowl down the toilet.

I realize that there's some lawful quota of bugs and feces that is acceptable in packaged food, but I'm pretty darned sure that this has exceeded it. I'm not the type to put up a stink, but I ate bugs WITHOUT signing a waiver on Fear Factor, and that's just not cool.

I hear Oatmeal is tasty...