Raw Deal

I just went to a certain high-end sushi establishment that charges $22 for a piece of toro sushi (that's a piece of raw fatty tuna on rice for you non sushi regulars). Twenty two dollars!! (needless to say, I went with one of the lunch specials, and didn't order a la carte)

Here are some circumstances under which I'd pay $22 for one small piece of fish:

a) It comes with a pitcher of Guinness
b) Free t-shirt
c) I'm paying for it with my lottery winnings
d) The fish is Shamoo
e) I'm starving to death, have $22 in my pocket, and one piece of tuna sushi is the only thing on the menu.